I'm Michael.
22
Texas
Single
Positive
Butts, food, star wars, tattoos, facial hair
Bassist, Drummer, in need of work.

 

ludovicolife:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

It took me a second… but that’s pretty damn cute.


aaaaand got it

ludovicolife:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

It took me a second… but that’s pretty damn cute.

aaaaand got it

(Source: yugoslavic)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

I’ve got

a debilitating case of the digs.

burpywatermelons:

The best Pokemon name in the world.

Literally just picked my gameboy back up to do exactly this.

(Source: montagemode)

Finally

am below 200 lbs for the first time since I started college. Time to stick to this diet and start up the muscle training. yayeee getting in shape.

Got to hang with these beautiful people last night. Best dudes. Best night. @lloganhenryy @owenssausage and BK

Got to hang with these beautiful people last night. Best dudes. Best night. @lloganhenryy @owenssausage and BK

Come give @iceman87t and I your money tonight at Goodfellas!

Come give @iceman87t and I your money tonight at Goodfellas!